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  I nodded and moved carefully around the chair. Getting down on my knees was a relief due to the fact that my legs had become noodles. I was now up close and personal with the biggest, most beautiful cock I’d ever seen.

  “Is there something you’d like to do?” Luke casually asked.

  “Yes.”

  “And what would that be, Candy?” His husky voice would be my undoing.

  “I want you in my mouth,” I whispered.

  “You need to ask a little nicer and be a bit more specific.”

  “Please let me suck your cock,” I begged as I felt heat creep up my neck and rush to my cheeks.

  “Hmm, I don’t think you want it badly enough,” he tsked, and pulled me to my feet, pressing my body full into his. “Open your mouth,” he demanded as his lips descended.

  I whimpered in confusion as his mouth crashed against mine. All thought was lost and I gave back as furiously as I was getting. He kissed me senseless until I couldn’t have told you my name or what day it was. All I knew was the taste and smell of the beautiful man who was devouring me.

  As abruptly as it started, it stopped. He let go and my useless legs buckled. Thank God the chair was there to catch my fall. When he leaned in, his warm breath feathered against my cheek, sending shivers all over my body.

  “Do you want to fuck?” he whispered in my ear.

  “Yes,” I hissed, arching up to him.

  “How bad?” he asked, nipping my earlobe.

  “More than I’ve ever wanted anything in my life,” I moaned.

  Standing up, he looked down at me. His eyes were dilated with lust and a thin sheen of sweat covered his gorgeous body. His lazy half smirk was firmly in place as he dropped his bomb.

  “Good.”

  He turned away and pulled his clothes back on as I tried to process the fact that I wasn’t going to get laid.

  “Oh my God, you’ve got to be kidding me,” I yelled as I grabbed for my dress and pulled it over my head. “I hope you get blue balls so bad they fall off.”

  “Payback is a bitch,” he said, grinning.

  “Yeah, well you just got your last chance with me in this lifetime,” I huffed, searching for my panties. “Where the hell are my . . .”

  “Got ’em,” he purred as he tucked my panties into the pocket of his jeans.

  “Give those back. They’re my favorites,” I snapped, holding out my hand.

  “You’ll have to earn them.”

  “I’ll do no such thing. We’re definitely even now. You won. Hope you’re happy.” I walked over to my front door and held it open. “Leave.”

  “You got it wrong,” he said, backing me up against my door and invading my personal space. “I didn’t win the battle—you’ve won every battle so far—but I will win the war.”

  “What in the hell is that supposed to mean?” I shoved him out of my face.

  “It means you’re mine.” He laughed and walked out the door.

  “When hell freezes over,” I called after him.

  He turned around and grinned. I wanted to slap him unconscious. “According to your dyke friends, and they instructed me to call them that, hell froze over last Tuesday, baby. See ya in an hour.”

  He got in his car and left.

  Game was on and he was so going to lose.

  Chapter 14

  “Do you see my problem?” Shoshanna lamented as she plied Luke with cheese and crackers and a beer.

  “Actually I do.” Luke nodded his head seriously and sipped his beer. “I think it’s a damn shame no one has been forthcoming with the information. I do believe I can help you out.”

  “Well, that’s just fucking great!” she shouted, and slapped him on the back, causing him to choke on his beer. “Heimlich!” she shrieked, knocking Luke’s beer from his hand and wrapping her tiny arms around him in an attempt to save his life.

  “No, no, no,” Luke gasped, removing the raving lunatic from his mid-section. “I’m good. It just went down the wrong pipe.”

  “Thank God,” she said. “That would have been a disaster if I killed you.”

  “Not really,” I muttered, tired of watching Luke charm the Minnesota Vikings sweatpants off of Shoshanna. In the last thirty minutes, I’d gotten about two words in.

  “Now that’s not nice, Candy.” Shoshanna gave me the eyeball. “What do you have against Luke here? He’s hotter than Satan’s fucking underpants and he’s been staring at your tits since you two arrived,” she crowed with delight. “If I didn’t know better, I’d say you two have played hide the salami.”

  “We haven’t,” I snapped at the same time Luke informed her we had. “Okay, fine,” I admitted. “We used to, but that’s over and you don’t have anything to worry about. We are focused on your safety and getting to the bottom of this.”

  “Candy is correct,” Luke agreed, “mostly. We are focused and professional. We will find who is threatening you and end it, but I will be having sex with her on a regular basis.”

  “No, you won’t,” I snapped, glaring.

  “Yes, I will,” he shot back lazily. “Shoshanna, do you have a problem with this?”

  “Sweet baby Moses in a thong,” she squealed with glee, “this is one of my books come to life! No problems here, but you seem to have a few,” she told Luke.

  “I’ll work them out, trust me,” he replied to Shoshanna while undressing me with his eyes.

  I had never met or worked with someone so unprofessional in my life. What in the hell was he thinking telling Shoshanna all that crap? I knew he didn’t play by the rules, but this was insane.

  “A word?” I hissed to the loose cannon and nodded toward the purple kitchen.

  “Shoshanna, will you excuse us for a moment?” Luke asked politely.

  “Go for it, big boy! I’m just gonna grab some research material so you can help me out.” She winked at us and ran back to what I assumed was a blindingly purple office. “Just yell when you two lovebirds are finished.”

  “Oh my God,” I burst out. “We’re just going to talk.”

  “Right,” Shoshanna called over her shoulder, laughing like a loony.

  “You are out of line,” I snapped at Luke. “There are real threats on her life and if you expend one ounce of energy trying to get into my pants, which by the way is a lost cause, Shoshanna could die.”

  He watched my fit in silence and waited for more.

  “Are you going to say something?” I demanded, crossing my arms over my chest, which he’d been ogling for the better part of an hour.

  He walked right up to me and planted himself inches from me. Putting his hands on the purple stripes flanking my head, he loosely trapped me. “I have spent every day for the last several years expecting not to see tomorrow. I am so good at my job, the government decided to erase me from their rosters,” he said in a tone that sent chills of unease through me. “I’ve done things that would give even people like you nightmares. God knows, they give me nightmares. I will guarantee you that I will find and arrest or destroy whoever is threatening Shoshanna and I will do it quickly. Life is short for people like you and me, so I will be pursuing you while I do what I’m paid to do. If you have a problem with that, take yourself off the case.”

  I was speechless. I would not take myself off the case. I might not have seen what he had seen in the line of duty, but I was no slouch. I was qualified and committed and I liked Shoshanna. He was high if he thought he could scare me away.

  “You’re fucking nuts,” I said, ducking under his arm and putting some space between us. “I might not be as well rounded as you are, but I’m damn good at what I do. It’s in me just as much as it’s in you. So I will not be taking myself off the job . . . asshole.”

  “Tell me something, Candy,” he said, breaking eye contact and examining the cardboard cutout of Brett Favre that had made its way to the kitchen since the dinner party last week. “Tell me that you’re not attracted to me. Tell me that part of you doesn’t wonder what it would b
e like to be mine, and for me to be yours. To have something real.” He paused and ran his hands through his hair, and my stomach clenched in fear. This was too real for me—too messy . . . too gray. “Tell me all those things mean nothing to you and I will leave you alone, but think about your answer. Think hard.”

  He waited with his back to me. My brain was imploding in my head and my heart raced. He was serious. This was more frightening than any violent, potentially deadly job I’d ever worked, and the stakes were higher. My hands trembled and the ringing in my ears made me grasp the counter for balance. My silence clearly unnerved him and he took that as my answer. He turned to walk away and I panicked.

  “Wait.”

  He froze with his hands clenched in fists.

  “I have thought about all of that,” I stammered, and his body visibly relaxed. “I have, but it’s too fast and I can’t give up everything for something I have no idea would work . . . or last.”

  Luke turned and caught me as my knees gave way and I slid down to the floor. I wanted to curl up and hide from all the truth I’d just released. “That’s all I need, beautiful girl,” he said with a smile, and pulled me to his strong, warm body. “I will make you believe. I promise.”

  I laid my head on his chest and listened as his rapid heartbeat slowed. I had just done something scarier than facing the entire cartel that wanted to carve me up. I was fairly sure there was no way to shoot my way out of what I’d just admitted to . . . and as frightened as I was, I felt lighter than I had since before my sister had died.

  I glanced up at my potentially terrifying future and exhaled a shaky breath. “We can’t be screwing around during SCREW-Con. You know that, don’t you?”

  “I do”—he grinned and traced my lips with his finger—“but a tiny bit of nookie here and there should be okay. And once this fucker is done and put to bed, I’m taking you to an island, tying you up, and making you orgasm for three weeks straight.”

  I rolled my eyes as everything south of my belly button tightened in anticipation of a sex-a-thon with the insane man who planned to kidnap me. His smile was so happy and I knew mine matched. God, what had I done? Who cared? I had never felt this way before and I didn’t want it to go away.

  “That doesn’t sound very fair,” I purred, running my hands underneath his shirt.

  “How’s that?” he asked huskily.

  God, I loved that I affected him as much as he affected me.

  “I think I should be able to tie you up too,” I reasoned logically, rubbing up against him.

  “Fuuuuuck.” He chuckled as his head dropped back onto his shoulders. “I do believe that could be arranged.”

  “Good.” I pushed him away and put my agent face back on even though I couldn’t hide my grin. “Enough of this. We have a job to do and we’re going to do it right. Deal?”

  “Deal.”

  As we made our way back to Shoshanna and the purple shag–carpeted living room, Luke copped a major feel of my ass. My instincts were to slap him, but my girlie parts disagreed. I could deal with a little grabby-grabby as long as we did our job. It might even make the job more fun . . . Wait. Who was I and what had I done with Candy? I glanced over at the very self-satisfied Luke and I realized I didn’t care.

  “As you two can see,” Shoshanna said, holding up two sets of handcuffs, “I have metal and fuzzies. However, I think the fuzzies would be more comfortable. But it would make more sense for you guys to use the metal ones because that’s what you carry and I want realism. Ya know? So what did you guys use?”

  “The metal,” I replied, and then screamed and slapped my hand over my mouth.

  Luke, grinning like an imbecile, decided to expand on my faux pas. “We have used the metal. Several times,” he told a delighted Shoshanna. “But just the other day when I had Candy cuffed to her bed and I made her see Jesus a couple of times . . . six to be exact, the cuffs got uncomfortable and I wished I had something with some kind of soft fabric on it.”

  “You will shut your cakehole now, or there will be no island or Jesus or anything,” I yelled at him. “Do. You. Understand?”

  “Awwww, come on,” Shoshanna pleaded. “I won’t tell anyone. It’s kind of like being a newspaper source. I’ll protect your identity with my life.”

  “How about we just protect your life and you find some other sources? We’re not available,” I said firmly.

  Shoshanna pouted until I saw Luke give her a covert thumbs-up, indicating he would be willing to spill the dirty details of our sex life. I would have words with him later.

  “About the logistics,” I said, and opened a file. “You’re fairly well booked with appearances, panels, and parties. We might need to pull back a bit on some of this if there’s even the slightest hint of trouble.”

  “No prob,” Shoshanna said. “Anybody hungry? I’ve got some awesome Turkey Noodle DooDa Surprise from my buddy Nancy. I can throw some of that shit in the microwave and we can chow.”

  “Um, I’m good.” Anything with cream of mushroom soup as one of the ingredients didn’t sit well with my gag reflex.

  “Just ate,” Luke added quickly.

  “It does look like puke,” Shoshanna admitted, “but it tastes great! Come on, I’ll make three plates.”

  “No,” both Luke and I shouted at the same time. I glanced down at my hands and bit the inside of my cheek so I wouldn’t giggle. We could take down a small army, but we couldn’t face casseroles. Maybe we were a good match . . .

  “Suit yourselves,” Shoshanna muttered absently, lost in thought. “I’d rather eat cheese anyway.”

  She dug in and I glanced away, making a mental note to myself never to sit across from her at meals. “Okay then, Luke and I will go as your assistants. I’ll be with you at all times except when you’re in your room. I have a room adjacent to yours with a connecting door and Luke will flank you on the other side. We also reserved the two rooms across the hall from you and eight more on other floors. We’ll move you daily so you’ll be difficult to find.”

  “Jesus Harvey Simpson-Christ, that seems like a whole lot of trouble for you guys. I really . . .”

  “Shoshanna.” I stopped her and my voice went serious. “I am very aware that you think this is a game, but the tone of the notes has changed and a solid death threat has been made. Steve likes that we’re getting you out of town to the writing convention, since no reference has been made to your books. But we have no suspects whatsoever and we’re going to take all precautions we deem necessary.”

  “Damn, you’re all hot and badass when you go tough-girl agent.” Shoshanna put her hand up to Luke for a high five. He slapped her little paw and grinned in agreement.

  “Enough.” I shook my head and smiled. “None of the suspects we had panned out.”

  “I didn’t think they would,” Shoshanna replied, cutting more cheese.

  “Why?”

  “Well,” she stated mushily with a huge mouthful of her favorite treat, “Evangeline, God love her over-botoxed ass, is too stupid and in the slammer. Junsen has a huge crush on me and wants a date with me. If I were dead, that would be a little difficult. And Steigmeister lives in the dark ages. He can’t use the computer and he’s too self-righteous to do anything illegal.” She finished her explanation and shoved an ungodly amount of cheese into her already full mouth.

  “You could have saved me a bunch of time this week,” I muttered, remembering all the fun I’d had.

  “I told Steve all this, but nobody listens.”

  “Do you have any thoughts who it might be?” Luke asked the question that was on the tip of my tongue.

  “Nope, but the notes are weird. It’s like whoever is writing them doesn’t know me. I wondered at first if the threats were even really aimed at me.”

  “Do you have copies with you, Candy?” Luke asked, moving over to sit with me.

  “I have a new file for you. It matches mine, and we meet with Steve tomorrow morning before we leave to be briefed on any update
s.”

  “Good.” He was all business now. He took his file and scanned it.

  “Oh, guys, there is one problem.” Shoshanna slapped her little forehead as she remembered.

  “What?” Our eyes shot up from our paperwork.

  “I wouldn’t have a male assistant,” she informed us. “Highly unusual considering I’m a professor of Women’s Studies and I write all women as Doms, so I’ve worked out another scenario. Candy, you’ll be my assistant and, Luke, you’ll be my cover model.”

  “Is that usual?” Luke asked, a little wary of the change in plans.

  “Oh fuck yeah.” She laughed. “Besides, you’re hotter than hell on a stick and I’m sure you’ll win the pageant.”

  “I’m sorry, what?” Luke swallowed hard and gave Shoshanna a look full of displeasure.

  “Don’t worry about it,” she cackled. “Just bring your leathers and chains and prepare to have your mind blown.”

  I stared at my paperwork, enjoying myself way too much. I would definitely film the pageant on my phone. I’d have blackmail material for the rest of my natural life if I caught him strutting his stuff in chaps and chains . . .

  “Fine,” Luke said stiffly. “I’ll just block that one out until I have to deal with it. However, I do have something that’s bothering me. Who in the hell is watching you this week and where in the hell are they?”

  A sharp rap on the door made me jump. Luke and I immediately pulled our guns and he quickly moved in front of Shoshanna.

  “Who is it?” he yelled.

  “Shoshanna’s protection,” shot back a very familiar voice from the other side of the door. It was Mitch. I holstered my gun and grinned with relief, but Luke’s eyes narrowed to slits. WTF?

  “Open the door, Candy,” Luke instructed in a clipped tone. I moved to the door and let my brother in. I went to give him a quick hug, but he was focused on one thing only . . . Luke.

  “Nice to see you, Mitch. Long time no see,” Luke said mildly in a voice that made the hair stand up on the back of my neck.